Laugh And The World Laughs With You...Yeah! Right!

SHARE YOUR FUNNY STORY AND MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY
I invite you to brighten the lives of others by sending us your short, funny stories. Putting a smile on many faces, getting them to giggle, even having them rolling on the floor laughing with tears running down their cheeks, will bring a little joy to your heart as well.

Send to admin@betterhomesandschools.com the funny things your kids have said or done, and teachers, don't forget those Classroom Howlers. Include your first name.

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Enjoy!

KIDS CAN BE REALLY FUNNY

Source
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/the-funniest-thing-your-kid-said_n_7213254 (13 March 2017)

I told my kids that we are no longer saying "shut up" because it sounds mean and can hurt people's feelings. So my kids are getting creative with their use of words. My nine-year-old daughter was talking and talking, and my 6-year-old son couldn't take it anymore and said, "SILENCE YOU PEASANT!"
Candy N Erik Cisneros, Huff Post

When my child came home from school on the bus, I paused the work conference call I was on to ask her how her day was. She responded, "Shhh, go back to work. I have a list of things I want you to buy me with the money you're making." She's five.
Kayla Reyes, Huff Post

Dad: "What will you be on your next birthday?"
Very young son: "A duck."
Unknown

 Once a father told his child to sit down. The child refused. Again the father told his child to sit down, and again the child stubbornly refused. Finally, the father said, “If you don’t sit down I’m going to give you a spanking.” The child sat down and said, “I’m sitting down on the outside, but I’m still standing up on the inside."
Unknown

CLASSROOM HOWLERS

Source
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308964/Roman-women-built-fires-brasseries-hilarious-classroom-howlers-schoolchildren.html

THE THINGS CHILDREN WRITE IN ESSAYS

A cigarette hung out of the corner of her eye. 

It was about dusky when I aroused from my slumble.

After several years his business began to flush.

Big flies were hoovering all round the room.

EXAM ANSWERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU GIGGLE

Source
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2215937/Classroom-clangers-Hilarious-astonishingly-genuine-exam-howlers-A-grade-wit.html

Q: How does Neo-Marxism differ from Marxism.
Ans: Its followers all wear brightly coloured clothes.

 Q: If What sources are there for social and ethnic stereotypes?
Ans: Tomato ketchup in the South, and brown sauce in the North.

Q: Complete the pie chart to show how a government minister might organise spending.
Ans: A student named the four sectors, 'black cars ties briefcases and suits'.

Q: What is the Italian term for a change of speed in music?
Ans: fast-a, fast-a.

Q: In what ways could the Government make British industry more competitive worldwide?
Ans: Put P.E. teachers in charge of it.

I'm looking forward to having a good laugh together with you in the next article.

Cheers,
Richard